Some of my favorite quotes...

I just found them in the depths of my hardrive. I was trying to make some space. You know...that folder seemed to be the final fronteer :)


A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the real reason.
Thomas Carlyle

A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Anonymous

All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others.
George Orwell - Animal Farm

All power corrupts, but we need electricity.
Haythum R. Khalid

All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.
Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books.
Samuel Butler

Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.
André Maurois

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Marvin Kitman

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Sidney Goff